Smash Family of Dildos

Laying there one day Mountain was looking at one of his 30 year old toys and annoyed that the ridge points took so much effort to keep pointed upwards in the "usable" direction. Well, as an engineer, he took the idea and spun it. The smash family was born. There's no directionality.  And plenty of fun. Girthy Smash has forever replaced pretty much every other dildo in his toy bag.

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Lots of different needs drives lots of options. If you prefer average length and girth, pick the Original Smash. If you like them girthy, try out Girthy Smash. Mountain wanted one of very specific dimensions for pegging play and well he's the owner and does the R&D, so Jackpot was born (as in above average length and girth, but isn't crazy carried away - and well, think when you pull pants down and go JACKPOT! :) )

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Incredismash was also born for pegging needs of bigger bodies. You can think of incredi as an average length and girth, but on a 4" extender base. Call that a handle, or use it for those who love depth play. Add a vac u lock and add it to your machine. All the options. It does have slightly more muted ripples as it was designed for pegging play / anal adventures. 

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We then added options. Vac u lock on anything girthy enough to take it for a tiny upcharge. Suction cups for a medium upcharge. And then handles for a larger charge as they're a lot of materials. But the handle provides a second insertable option for switching it up mid stream. 

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Finally Colossus was envisioned as a bad dragon style stretcher. One you can plant on the floor and ride back on as far as you can take.

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Enjoy! These are a lot of fun with their ripples.

Original Smash